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  1. Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
  2. Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?
  3. Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.
  4. You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
  5. What i if told you…you the read first line wrong…same with the second… 😉  :p
  6. I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!
  7. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
  8. After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.
  9. Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. 😛
  10. I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.
  11. Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂
  12. Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]
  13. Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. 😛
  14. Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. 😛
  15. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
  16. If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!
  17. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others…: P: D
  18. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
  19. When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.
  20. I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. 😛
  21. God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛
  22. Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… 😉
  23. we live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook
  24. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛
  25. Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. 😛
  26. Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D
  27. Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 
  28. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!
  29. If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D
  30. A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
  31. You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook 😉
  32. I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun 😉
  33. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
  34. Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.
  35. Sorry… I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.
  36. Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day 😉
  37. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. 😀
  38. HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?
  39. You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.
  40. Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman
  41. I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
  42. Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE
  43. What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!
  44. When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!
  45. “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David
  46. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison
  47. “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope
  48. “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” –  Tommy Cooper
  49. ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen
  50. “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg
  51. “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis
  52. If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.
  53. Gravity always gets me down. 🙂
  54. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
  55. I can handle pain until it hurts.
  56. Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.
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  58. I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  59. If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
  60. Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?
  61. Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.
  62. She loves me or not but I love her a lot.  : P
  63. Don’t worry. God is always on time.
  64. Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂
  65. I’m a good boy with bad habits: P
  66. Never apologize for being you.
  67. Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!
  68. God was showing off when He created you.
  69. If you don’t care stop talking about it.
  70. You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
  71. I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
  72.  Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

  73. You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!
  74. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity ? :p
  75. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :) :)
  76. Chaar bottle Vodka, I can’t afford roz ka.
  77. Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to monday????
  78. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.True story.
  79. I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
  80. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
  81. Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai (Just for mumbaikars)
  82. I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition ?
  83. ”Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
  84. .One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp…..and his wife added last seen feature :) ?
  85. I like to always carry two sacks around. That way, if someone asks me to lend them a hand, I can say, “Sorry, got these sacks”.
  86. apni to bass ek hi zeed he…. sar pe Taaj… Sath me koi Khasss aur is kamini duniya pe Raaaajjj !!…(hindi)

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